1. Don't let Liam or the girls take any drink to the destination!!!
2. Try not to Discuss about the " Cardigan ".
3. DO NOT FORGET YOUR BATMAN BOXERS !!!!
4. Try not to let any little "Hick Ups" spoil the party !!!
5. DO NOT drink the drink if you have failed to carry out step 1.
6. If Step 5 occurs. Try the drunk test : ( MALE ONLY) " Right hand on left bollock, left hand on right
bollock, close you eyes and walk in a straight line".
If you have succeeded in this task you are well and truely pissed off your fucking face!
7. Another indication of trollyitous! Is pissing in the sink or throwing up in the sink!!
8. Try not to take any mental or physically unstable people along.
9. If step 8 fails. try NOT to encourage them to jump out of a 2 storey building ( Liam !! )
10. If any alcoholic substances are detected ! Pretend them to be perfume and spray in teaches face !!
11. Try not to fall asleep while playing pool ! Especially when a teacher is present ! ( Liam !! )
12. If lost do the BEN Method of correction. " I.VE LOST THEM, I'VE LOST LIAM AND ALISTAIR". This method gains direction and person help from females !! ( DRAGONS )
13. Try not to give any suspicions of drunkeness by SHOUTING : " IAM NOT PISSED THEY ARE!! "
14. Try NOT to call a teacher any harmful words! ( HELEN !!!! )
15. If detection of alcohol occurs, get a nice card and try not to mention red wine !!!
16. Christy was exceptionally PISSED / contracted trollyitous or was cardiganed !!!
AN EXAMPLE OF FAILURE :
